Yes, you read the title right. This book is all about poo. If you’ve read “Where’s My Cow” and any of the Discworld books you might enjoy this one. Geoffrey is a typical little boy who likes to collect things. When his mother is due to have a baby Geoffrey is sent off to his Grand-mamas house. When he arrives he goes out into the garden and feels something warm fall on his head. The gardener tells him it’s good luck when a bird chooses to poo on your head. From that point on Geoffrey decides to start a poo collection. Throughout this book there are footnotes explaining the history of various things like gongers or gongformores. A nasty job! This book is not for those with a weak stomach but if you are a mother and have changed a lot of a diapers it may not bother you.