26. November 2014 · Write a comment · Categories: Cats, Humor, Poetry, Tammy · Tags:

The Rules: A Guide For People Owned By Cats by Max Thompson , 85 pages, read by Tammy, on 11/25/2014

rules for peopleMax Thompson known far and wide on the Internet as “The Psychokitty” is an expert in all things feline. He has decided to help out humans everywhere to understand the ways of the cat. That with cute furriness comes hairballs. There are paw drawn illustrations and note pages to further assist people with their learning curve. At the end are included some letters from cats and their people who have written to Psychkitty for advice. A funny book. Though I must say that Psychokitty seems to have more issues with poop and barfing then any of the five house cats I have had.

 

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I Knead My Mommy: And Other Poems by Kittens by Francesco Marciuliano , 111 pages, read by Tammy, on 11/24/2014

download (1)Nothing is cuter than a kitten or more curious. This book of poems by kittens shares their amazement at their new world around them, their never ending curiosity and how they learn to live with older cats and their people. Filled with cute photos and funny poems that made me laugh out loud.

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Stink Outside the Box: Life Advice from Kitty by Jeremy Greenberg, Niklas Pivic , 64 pages, read by Tammy, on 11/25/2014

Each page contains an important live lesson, such as “Learn from those who have come before you,” the name of the cat counselor giving advice on this lesson, the counselor’s moment in “purrspective” and then the advice he or she has learned during their nine lives. Next page has a photo of each cat counselor. These house cats try to share the lessons they have learned with us, the humble human, to reduce the stress in our lives and lead a more enjoyable, stress-free life. After all if we are happy and stress-free we will have more time to devote to kitty.

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I could Pee on This and Other Poems by Cats by Francesco Marciuliano , 111 pages, read by Tammy, on 11/20/2014

i could pee on thisThis book is full of fun photos of cats and kittens and the poems are straight forward and funny. If you have ever owned a cat, especially a house cat this book is for you. Some of the poems made me laugh out loud. Others made me give an exasperated sigh, because “my cat has done that.” The author of the syndicated comic strip, Sally Forth, helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior in perfectly cat logical ways. But no matter how wacky, whimsical or exasperating cats are always still loveable. At least mine are. : )

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A Cat's Christmas by Stefanie Samek, 180 pages, read by Kira, on 11/10/2014

indexThis is a sweet get-yourself-in-the-mood-for-Christmas for Catlovers.  There is both humor here as well as stories traditional Christmas tales told from Cat standpoint.  The humor was gentle and clever, Not the loud guffaw and bust your gut type.  I was impressed at how continually Samek was able to riff on the cat humor, finding all sorts
of puns and ways to have fun.  This book includes feline versions of Christmas Carols, treats and goodies for cats, the poem The Night Before Christmas, as well as Dicken’s A Christmas Carol for cats (eg Bob Scratchit).  Some of the ideas really did seem plausible.

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Chi's Sweet Home, Volume 4 by Konami Kanata, 152 pages, read by Kristy, on 11/13/2014

In this volume of Chi’s adventures, Chi moves to a new home. At first she isn’t thrilled with the place, but she slowly warms up to the idea. Chi meets fellow animals in her apartment complex, and I can foresee that these animals will play a big role in some of her next adventures.

Like the last books, Chi’s Sweet Home Volume 4 was fun, simple, and delightful. These books always put me in a good mood!

05. November 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Cats, Children's Books, Fiction, Kira · Tags:

Hate that Cat by Sharon Creech, 176 pages, read by Kira, on 11/02/2014

love_that_dog 977108e4e010f1d5b4be4dcc31a63c02 creechI love Sharon Creech’s work (Walk Two Moons is my fav).  So when I saw she had a book about CATS, I had to read it.  Apparently, this book is a sequel to Love that Dog.  In this book, the protagonist Jack is still mourning the loss of his dog and Not ready for a new pet, and is still in Miss Stretchberry’s  poetry class.  Miss Stretchberry is a wonderful teacher, I really wish I’d had such a good literature teacher poetry or what-not or any sort.  She makes the poetry come alive, even for me in this short book.   I guess I will have to take an online  class on poetry.  She explains what makes the poetry work, and she is very encouraging of Jack.   Eventually, when the black kitten disappears he realizes he does like the cat.

03. November 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Cats, Children's Books, Fiction, Kristy

Chi's Sweet Home, Volume 3 by Kanata Konami, 152 pages, read by Kristy, on 10/25/2014

7639935Chi’s new friend, Kuro the bear-cat, teaches Chi how to act more like a cat and less like a human. They go on many adventures together, catching the landlord’s attention. They nearly get captured multiple times. Sadly, Kuro is eventually caught by the landlord and he and his owner are forced to move away. Chi’s family decides to move as well in order to keep Chi with them.

30. October 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Cats, Fiction, Graphic Novel, Katy

How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You by Matthew Inman (The Oatmeal), 131 pages, read by Katy, on 10/29/2014

indexA hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts, and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.

29. October 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Cats, Fiction, Humor, Tracy

Downton Tabby by Chris Kelly , 80 pages, read by Tracy, on 10/16/2014

Welcome to Downton Tabby

Here, the aristocrats of the animal kingdom dwell in stately splendor, sleeping, grooming, sleeping some more, and being fed by their downstairs cats, unaware that their way of life; providing work for others; is about to be swept away by the tides of history . . . and runaway cars.

The fur will fly.

This humorous parody provides essential information for preserving their Golden Age, including How to Keep a Secret at Downton Tabby, How to Argue with Lord Grimalkin About His Most Deeply Held Beliefs, and some Uninvited but Necessary Words from the Dowager.

23. October 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Cats, Tammy

For the Love of Cats: Purrfect Felines by Dena Harris, 320 pages, read by Tammy, on 10/12/2014

for the love of cats  A unique mixture of true cat history, legends, statistics about cats and cat owners, quotes, trivia, poems and all other things cat related with beautiful and adorable photos of cats.

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Diary of a Cat: True Confessions and Lifelong Observations of a Well-Adjusted House Cat by Leigh W. Rutledge , 176 pages, read by Tammy, on 10/12/2014

diary of a catWritten as the daily diary of an unnamed house cat, Diary of a Cat shows you the world through a feline perspective. Cat shares what he sees in his own neighborhood and not just the birds but what his human neighbors are up to as well. You will discover what Cat is thinking while he stays at a single speck on the wall, how it feels about a new kitten moving into his house and why sleeping is such a vital all-day activity and much more.
A funny, sweet read.

23. October 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Cats, Fiction, Humor, Kira · Tags:

Grumpy cat : a grumpy book / by Grumpy Cat. by Grumpy Cat: a Grumpy Book., 96 pages, read by Kira, on 10/21/2014

gcbook-225x300 Here we learn where Grumpy Cat lives (in Arizona), what his first words were “No”, “Good”, and how he likes the desert.  Full of the humor you’ve come to know and love, Grumpy Cat spreads his warm fuzzies around.

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Cats' Letters to Santa by Bill Adler and Paul Bacon, 96 pages, read by Kira, on 10/20/2014

A humorous whimsical collection of letters to Santa from cats.  Some complain about the dog, one asks that Santa bring another companion for the one lonely fish (since the last fish disappeared mysteriously), sometimes the cats name relates to the humor of the letter.cats let 9781848373716 clts-tail-300x205gang letter to santa

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The Lighthouse, the Cat, and the Sea: a Tropical Tale by Leigh W. Rutledge, 175 pages, read by Kira, on 10/18/2014

51ZC2SJTQAL._SL500_AA300_ images2 df461102777f12ab3e163e245effaa76   Swimming catimages3A sweet tale told at the end of Mrs. Poole’s, the cat’s, life about growing up on a sailing ship, travels, shipwreck, but then most of the time is spent with Griffin, the son of the lighthouse keeper.  Griffin is tender and different, just like his Uncle Daniel was.  I’m guessing this to be a metaphor for being gay.  Griffin’s mother loves her son, and through that love is able to reconcile herself with her brother who has also always been different.  Charming, though Not as delightful as Rutledge’s Diary of a Cat. Next up Rutledge’s Cats Love Letters.

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20. October 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Adult Books, Cats, Contemporary Fiction, Fiction, Humor, Kira

P.S. Your Cat Is Dead by James Kirkwood, 224 pages, read by Kira, on 10/18/2014

There is a reason we don’t carry this title…yep, its Not that good.  Remind me to never read a book, just because the cover looks really good.  They say you cannot judge a book by its cover, well, thats Not entirely true.  If the cover features a knife dripping with blood, you know chances are good, that its just NOT a “cozy mystery”.  But I digress.

Main character, Jimmy Zoole’s has had a wretched year: his best friend died, his acting career is dead, his apt has been burgled repeatedly, his promising manuscript for a novel gone with burglary #3, his girlfriend just broke up with him, and now his cat has died while at the vets.  Its being capped off with burglary #4 on New Year’s Eve.  Zoole catches the burglar in the act ties him to the kitchen counter, and vents by hitting the burglar.  I thought it would be lots funnier.  Yes I knew there’d be some black humor.  But I thought the burglar turning around and helping Zoole after being hit repeatedly stretched credulity.

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The cover (the black one) looks like it’d be a hilarious read, a little quirky… Not for me.  Yet this book, was turned into both a play and a movie, perhaps I’m being harsh.ps-your-cat-is-dead

09. October 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Adult Books, Cats, Humor, Kira, NonFiction · Tags:

Dear Tabby: Feline Advice on Love, Life, and the Pursuit of Mice by Leigh W. Rutledge, 112 pages, read by Kira, on 10/09/2014

index mq1 20101218-Dear Tabby get-attachment deartabby dear-tabby-header-jan-14-2013Another book by Leigh Rutledge.  This one is a Dear Abby type series of letters that cats (& 1 dog), have written in to Dear Tabby.  Tabby answers a range of questions from how to get your humans to change the stupid funny name they’ve given the cat, to love of birds.  Rutledge, seems familiar with the types of letters that might get written in to an editor, including portraying diverse reactions to a given topic.  Dear Tabby is above all funny, with sharp sarcasm ending most replies.  Now on to find more cat titles by Rutledge.

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Diary of a Cat : True Confessions and Lifelong Observations of a Well-Adjusted House Cat by Leigh W. Rutledge., 176 pages, read by Kira, on 09/28/2014

indexcat-housecats-in-sinkcat-reading-newspaper-445x299    nosy-dogThis was a delightful tale written in the form of diary entries by a cat.  The cat introduces us to the various neighbors on the block.  These include a squabbling mother & teenage daughter next door, an agoraphobic older woman desperately trying to get her shoes to walk her more than a few feet down the block, a crazy cat lady, with a house full of cats, and an abused young boy 26-dta-markhillary-2826736533and his unsparing father.  There is humor a-plenty, though its Not all fluff.  I really enjoyed this book, and look forward to reading Rutledge’s other titles.

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The Chinese Siamese Cat by Amy Tan, 32 pages, read by Kira, on 09/20/2014

I’d been looking for a cat book available in MP3 downloadable format (so many are in the aggravating & useless WMA format) so when I found one in MP3 format and that Amy Tan had written it, I was delighted.  It is a brief tale of the ancient heroic cat Sagwa who had changed the emperor into a less self-centered ruler.  MV5BMTUyMzYxMTg0MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDU1NjYxMQ@@._V1_SX640_SY720_tumblr_l6ye02v1qX1qz8haeo1_400

03. September 2014 · Comments Off · Categories: Cats, Children's Books, Children's Books, Fantasy, Fiction, Humor, Inspirational, Kira

Instructions: everything you'll need to know on your journey by Neil Gaiman, 36 pages, read by Kira, on 08/20/2014

indeximg-thing 6a00e54efdd2b38834015393b5f173970b A delightful set of guidelines on how to live your life, especially if you live within fairy tales.  Some of the wisdom applies to our reality on this earth as well.